Being the happy little twittermite that I am, I awake most mornings to view what all my peepz are doing…
Without a doubt Tweetdeck delivers me the news, many morning demands, requests and useful facts such as:
- “COFFEEEEEEEE”
- “OMFG must have cofffee”
- “Tasty coffee from McCafé today… yay”
- “Can not tweet, must have coffee” and…
- “coffeecoffeecoffeecoffee”
Seriously… the SAME beverage everrrry morning… are you convinced it is real true love between the two of you? Coffee obviously doesn’t mind to share it’s self around, so why are you* so committed?
I suggest coffee is a hussy, 50 bajillion tweets scream it’s name at early hours of the morning, and I’m sure like some kind of god, tweeteees believe it talks or tweets back at them too.
It is my mission as a lover of the liquids to suggest you live a little, try to start your day with something new… berry berry canary cup of tea maybe? Chai latte, english breakfast, hot choc, lemonade, fanta, aloe vera king, pineapple and mint juice (that’s next on my list), double white Russian, tequila with worm or at least, leap out there and make it a mocha OR something. I dare you, start your day a different way…
This is no rant against coffee, it’s a rant for variety, cause
I love coffee too, just like you*
…well, maybe not just like you.
*When I say “you” I don’t really mean you, I just mean you the ones who tweet these tweets, which is a large majority…
Stay tuned as I plan to review my future morning beverages for you.
Much love but certainly not exclusively,
Aimzsta
beverage consumer, connoisseur etcetera aka beverage hussy xx